my dirty little secret ( the most disgusting thing i ever did)

WARNING THIS ARTICLE IS OF HIGHLY GROSS MATERIAL PLS DO NOT READ THIS IS U ARE EATING MUNCHING OR HAVE JUST FINISH OR ABOUT TO HAVE UR MEAL!!!!!!!!


A funny story i remembered doing when i was younger, i was only 14 than when i grew to hate my art teacher who was a divorce e who always brought her emotions to class+ she has always been bitchy. ( i wonder if that is the reason her husband leave her ) anyway, it was chinese new year and i was in charge of giving her the oranges on the celebration ceremony.

than together with two other frens we decided to prank her........

we stuff the the oranges under each other armpit WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THAT TIME WE HAD HAIRY BUSHES ON OUR ARMPIT AND IT SMELLED EXACTLY LIKE SHITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that we feel was not enough for the emotional torment she gave us so we than took out our shoes and socks and started putting the oranges in ( we threw away the socks after that) we ran the oranges inside the sock as if it was a hamster running up and down a tunnel. we did it umpteen times until the smell has seemed into the oranges itself !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMmE IT THE ORANGES ARE SO CONTAMINATED THAT NOBODY DARES TO TOUCH IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we used our shoes soles as thongs and placed the oranges back into the red paper bag.................


than it was time for us to present the oranges to the teachers... i slowly walked up to her, i summoned all my strength to hold back my laughter than i carefully gave her the " new year gift"

Than i slowly withdraw myself before i burst into laughter....... as i walked out of the hall, i saw her from the corner of my eyes..... she took out the oranges.........examined it carefully .....................than........................... she SMELT IT !!!!!!!! LOL HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE SMELT IT but that wasnt the funniest part she smelt it over and over again than told the colleague sitting next to her " why does the oranges smell so different this year " and she continued smelling it HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLLLLLLLLLL

i swear that i never laughed till this stage before and never after, my cheeks were having cramps from laughing, my stomach pained so greatly that i teared.

but after all revenge is "sweet" haahhaahahahahah

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!